McCall's Pattern Behavior, Part 1

Pattern Behavior, a spoof of old McCall's sewing pattern covers, is the hilarious work of Natalie Kossar (@nataliekossar). Here are a few of her funnies that left us in stitches.

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  Say it I don’t want to Sayyy itttt *sigh* AHOY

 

Say it

I don’t want to

Sayyy itttt

*sigh*

AHOY

  We’ll have two vodka sprites And a real big lady if you’ve got one God Rick be cool

 

We’ll have two vodka sprites

And a real big lady if you’ve got one

God Rick be cool

  Don’t worry Rick We’ll find you someone There’s gotta be a real big lady somewhere

 

Don’t worry Rick

We’ll find you someone

There’s gotta be a real big lady somewhere

  Oh man Gil got a black friend I told you we needed a black friend

 

Oh man

Gil got a black friend

I told you we needed a black friend

  I mean I’m happy to be a bridesmaid I just Which one of you is getting married today

 

I mean I’m happy to be a bridesmaid

I just

Which one of you is getting married today

  Sharon Can I get you a chair 

 

Sharon

Can I get you a chair 

  Come on Blair  Do you want to pledge Chi Omega or not

 

Come on Blair 

Do you want to pledge Chi Omega or not

  You’re just a city boy Your pants don’t even go in your shoes Heh city boy You’re from the city

 

You’re just a city boy

Your pants don’t even go in your shoes

Heh city boy

You’re from the city

  cultural what lol what even is appropriation

 

cultural what

lol

what even is appropriation

  I just love your dress Oh uh What’s it chenille or  Okay yeah I guess you can touch it

 

I just love your dress

Oh uh

What’s it chenille or 

Okay yeah I guess you can touch it

  Come on Gwen dance It’s a girl party GIRL PARTY GWEN Gwennnn Are you even a girl

 

Come on Gwen dance

It’s a girl party

GIRL PARTY GWEN

Gwennnn

Are you even a girl

  Ahhhhhh Yep Good day to kill a horse

 

Ahhhhhh

Yep

Good day to kill a horse

  Kelly There’s literally only one rule to Hat Club

 

Kelly

There’s literally only one rule to Hat Club

  No joke today These just look like the kids from Home Improvement

 

No joke today

These just look like the kids from Home Improvement