McCall's Pattern Behavior, Part 1

Pattern Behavior, a spoof of old McCall's sewing pattern covers, is the hilarious work of Natalie Kossar (@nataliekossar). Here are a few of her funnies that left us in stitches.

See more at http://mccallspatternbehavior.tumblr.com/.

     Say it   I don’t want to   Sayyy itttt   *sigh*  AHOY

 

Say it

I don’t want to

Sayyy itttt

*sigh*

AHOY

    We’ll have two vodka sprites   And a real big lady if you’ve got one   God Rick be cool

 

We’ll have two vodka sprites

And a real big lady if you’ve got one

God Rick be cool

    Don’t worry Rick  We’ll find you someone  There’s gotta be a real big lady somewhere

 

Don’t worry Rick

We’ll find you someone

There’s gotta be a real big lady somewhere

    Oh man  Gil got a black friend   I told you we needed a black friend

 

Oh man

Gil got a black friend

I told you we needed a black friend

    I mean I’m happy to be a bridesmaid  I just  Which one of you is getting married today

 

I mean I’m happy to be a bridesmaid

I just

Which one of you is getting married today

    Sharon  Can I get you a chair 

 

Sharon

Can I get you a chair 

    Come on Blair   Do you want to pledge Chi Omega or not

 

Come on Blair 

Do you want to pledge Chi Omega or not

    You’re just a city boy  Your pants don’t even go in your shoes  Heh city boy  You’re from the city

 

You’re just a city boy

Your pants don’t even go in your shoes

Heh city boy

You’re from the city

    cultural what  lol  what even is appropriation

 

cultural what

lol

what even is appropriation

    I just love your dress   Oh uh   What’s it chenille or    Okay yeah I guess you can touch it

 

I just love your dress

Oh uh

What’s it chenille or 

Okay yeah I guess you can touch it

    Come on Gwen dance  It’s a girl party   GIRL PARTY GWEN   Gwennnn  Are you even a girl

 

Come on Gwen dance

It’s a girl party

GIRL PARTY GWEN

Gwennnn

Are you even a girl

    Ahhhhhh  Yep  Good day to kill a horse

 

Ahhhhhh

Yep

Good day to kill a horse

    Kelly  There’s literally only one rule to Hat Club

 

Kelly

There’s literally only one rule to Hat Club

    No joke today  These just look like the kids from Home Improvement

 

No joke today

These just look like the kids from Home Improvement